Jay 's definitions

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

by Jay April 21, 2004

Adobo

A delicious beef or chicken dish from Filipinos

I want some of that sexy adobo!!!!!!

by Jay November 17, 2003

OH CRABS

A saying similar to oh shit but one would use it in a far more serious situation.

OH CRABS, I'm of wotsits

by JaY January 23, 2003

Smongi

A human being that is deficient in certain chromasomes so as to render them incapable of existing as a normal member of society.

Similiar to Mong, Mongoloid, etc

"Theres this fucking bitch retard at work - she's such a fucking Smongi"

by Jay October 13, 2004

lunch box

a familiar term for a fat guy (usually your friend, or hetero-life partner)

"Hey, Lunchbox!!! Check out the tits on that bitch!!!"

by jay February 5, 2003

wrecked 'em

rectum, anus, butthole, fudge tunnel

Rectum, it damn near killed 'em.

by Jay October 10, 2004

Manhunt

1. A video game, emphasising stealth murder, that fails to hold the players attention; an attempt by Rockstar Games to sell games by shock value and bad publicity.

2. a cohesive effort of an organized group to capture an individual.

I was all pumped to play Manhunt.
I rented it, and fell asleep while playing it.
I am wicked bummed.

by jay March 22, 2007