Jake's definitions

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005

Little Bunny Foofoo

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.

Buffalo Bill had a crazy little bunny foofoo in silence of the lambs.

by Jake June 30, 2004

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.

Man, that was hard wup!

by Jake February 3, 2004

triple triple

a coffee ordered with 3 each of cream (or milk) and sugar

yeah, gimme a large triple triple

by Jake March 5, 2004

reverse-bitch

1)v. To slap or backhand across another's face.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.

Erol reverse-bitched Lindsey so hard that she exploded.

Damn! That's one fucked up reverse-bitch!

by Jake December 16, 2004

pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 4, 2004

troff

TRON is a BASIC command, short for "trace on". The command is a debugging tool, to trace a program line by line to ferret out bugs and glitches. (It's opposite is TROFF, which turns the trace off.)

"hey man troff that app suckah."

by Jake April 25, 2005