erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
by jake August 07, 2004
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funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.
"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"
by jake September 17, 2004
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cordless phone

a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.

people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.

In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.
I listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radio scanner.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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longford

by Jake August 02, 2003
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period pants

pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
by Jake February 29, 2004
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lent

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom
by Jake February 28, 2004
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