Jake's definitions
One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.
Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.
Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
by JakE May 21, 2007
Get the pube stranglermug. by Jake February 20, 2005
Get the man-meatmug. a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
by Jake March 23, 2004
Get the Croatian sexmug. I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.
The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
by Jake March 11, 2004
Get the hooveringmug. 
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....
Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
by Jake March 20, 2004
Get the kissmug. by Jake July 24, 2004
Get the oh snapmug.