strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.
Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells
by jake May 04, 2004
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baggin it

an action that is otherwise douche bag like; derived from the language Jag
"Travis had been baggin it all night."
by Jake February 12, 2005
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ID10T

1. n. A computer error that was actually caused by the computer user.

2. n. The user of a computer who is too moronic to actually use a computer.

3. n. An alpha-numeric spelling of the word idiot.
1. "You say your floppy disk won't fit in the CD-ROM drive? It looks like we have another ID10T problem.

2. "I can't keep dealing with all these ID10T's! Yesterday, Jimmy tried to open his database by uttering, 'Open Sesame.'"

3. If you couldn't tell that ID10T is an alpha-numeric way of spelling idiot, you truly are an idiot.
by Jake July 29, 2003
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morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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maupin

Totally fashion core, with a very homosexual twist.
omg, that kid is dressed sooo maupin.
by jake February 04, 2005
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bent

to have a talent for
she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair
by Jake March 06, 2004
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My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick
by jake April 06, 2003
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