Jake's definitions

one beer wonder

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

by Jake September 21, 2004

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 21, 2007

self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003

four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet

That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.

by Jake March 17, 2004

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004

Ignateous

ghetto slang for ignitable, or flammable. It's definantly ghetto. It could also be some goofy kid's name

MAN! That peoce of wood is really ignateous!!

That goofy kid's name is Ignateous. What a queer!

by Jake November 11, 2003

man-meat

A man's dick, rarely used word

Nick buccola takes the man-meat without a tear shed

by Jake February 20, 2005