Jacob 's definitions
by jacob March 28, 2004
Get the yonkstunburgerstonmug. Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground.
by Jacob January 30, 2005
Get the Simple Planmug. From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!
by Jacob December 18, 2004
Get the R1-Upmug. the mark of a leet n00b. (in the leet alphabet '1337' actually means IEET wich is no existing word. therefore outwrite stating to the l_337 l\l1l\ly45 out there, that they are a uber n00b)
im so 1337, im thriteen and have no concept of reality so i copy what other people are doing and have no grasp of what image i am portraying to the world.
by Jacob July 23, 2006
Get the 1337mug. 1. One result of procrastination.
2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
Get the Daytime Insomniamug. Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave
by jacob October 27, 2004
Get the Shreevey Beavemug. 1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
by Jacob September 11, 2003
Get the whoody doomug.