emzay

a girl with weird pink hair who likes crappy bands like busted but isnt that bad really. she can write pretty well

oh emzay behave

by jack February 07, 2004

lesbian seagull

A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.

Come fly with me, lesbian seagull

by Jack August 03, 2004

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

wang long

A chinese name. Also means long dick.

I see you have a wang long, may I suck on it?

by Jack December 29, 2003

cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs

yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick

by jack March 09, 2003

jackley

ashley bailey

gimme ure money

by jack November 12, 2003

Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

by Jack January 31, 2005