gimmick play

An offensive football play that involves trickery and deception, intended to give the offensive team an advantage by confusing the defense.

Gimmick plays are easy to defend against if the defense sees it coming, so they are only run once in a while.

Gimmick plays are also known as gadget plays.

The flea flicker, the halfback pass, and the double reverse are some examples of gimmick plays.

by Jack November 27, 2006

Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

by Jack February 28, 2005

fishie

Insult directed to any Freshman in high school or anyone that acts as such.

Freshman: Wheres the **** room?
Upper Classman: What? It's right in front of you!
F-man: Oh! Well I'm new.
U.C.: Stupid blind fishie.

by Jack April 23, 2005

Clearly Diluted

A freak who hangs around AXA, lurking, stalking, it's just over all freaky.

Man, that's so Cleary Diluted.

by Jack April 10, 2003

Ante

to put one and ones friends money together so that they can purchase an item.

yo bitch, if you want some crack; you best ante up

by jack March 10, 2003

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

pwned

Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means.

1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there are two possible sources:
a. A prominent quake player mis spelled "owned" and the new word "pwned" was adopted by people who thought it was "1337".
b. A warcraft map designer misspelled "owned" and thus people started using "pwned" instead.

The definitions are as follows:
In video games:
1. Completely annihilated or dominated.
2. Perfectly owned, meaning the other player did not do any damage.

I pwned your head with my awp.

OR

I just pwned your ass noob!

by jack November 18, 2003