Jack's definitions

zypher hand

When you take your hand and fart on it, then putting it in someones mouth as a practical joke.

I gave my friend a zypher hand and he nearly puked

by Jack July 20, 2004

smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.

He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.

by Jack April 2, 2004

politists

political elitists

Washington DC has soooo many politists (political elitists) there isn't any room for... well any thing else like common sense.

by JaCK May 15, 2014

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

stafu

a way to say stfu while talking with people

HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH

by Jack February 17, 2005

snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour

yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.

by Jack April 6, 2004

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

AOL

See AOL

AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

by jack March 6, 2004