shotty

forcing the fumes of the canabis pollen through water via a disused fanta bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling.
Me and Garath stayed up all nite and did shottys. I slept for a week!
by jack July 01, 2003
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bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 13, 2005
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Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.
by Jack December 17, 2003
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shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.
ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.
by Jack May 10, 2004
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chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.
Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode
by jack December 09, 2002
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High-brow

Adj A person or persons of an elevated status in terms of behaviour or appearance and actions v look up on v admire adj better adj extraordinary
Brode: How did you get to the airport, in a taxi?
Jack: No, we went in a limousine.
Brode: That is High brow!

Gina Maffey
by Jack July 20, 2004
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rapid

a person with extreme speed and always wins everything so everyone hates them
aww look, its rapid emily, wats she doing?
by jack October 12, 2004
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