lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 24, 2004

chickenfucker

1. A dumbass, jackass, idiot and a moron.

2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.


Frequently used and mastered by the policemen in the movie Super Troopers.

Often used by the BEST computer Sales Team here in the U.S.

Hey you Chickenfucker!

by Jack January 07, 2005

Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

by Jack January 31, 2005

Fucktardjous

Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.

'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'

by Jack June 26, 2004

chudwaana

getting fucked by a big cock

ar bahut chudwaana ho raha hai aaj kal

by jack September 16, 2003

jewf

A good looking jewish male.
Source-Anceient Hebrew

The guy I meet at the bank was a real jewf.

by Jack December 03, 2004

Maryland

The wealthiest and most educated state in the union. Nice places, like Mntgomery County, and shitty places like Baltimore.

You can find me in Potomac.

by Jack January 23, 2004