gi plumber

when a man plays with gi joe's up his ass
kyle s. is a gi plumber
by JACK January 11, 2004
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Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.
Damn that newt is fast.
by Jack May 08, 2003
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lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them
"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad
by jack September 01, 2004
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haxx0r

Some lamoid that thinks they're good because they know what TCP/IP is.

Most of the time people that claim to be "haxx0rs" are 14 year old boys who are too ugly to go out and have fun.

In contrast, the true crackers of the world (300 tops) are the ones actively exploitng software and helping corporations make their software secure.

Dumb-ass kids just use software tools written by crackers because they don't know the difference between an integer and a longword.

"haxx0rs" are usually dismissed as n00bs by experienced peoples.
"i r teh haxx0r!"
"pull the other one, charlie"
"i just haxx0red my m8s box!"
"yes, and i'm mr. mitnik. a tenner says you used NetBIOS"
"STFU n00b"
by Jack July 16, 2004
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shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.
ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.
by Jack May 11, 2004
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Holl Bunny

someone who enjoys anal sex
by Jack March 25, 2004
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trisexual

to have sex with your own sex, the opposite sex and yourself...and possibly animals, i don't know whether they count as hairy people.
oh my! a trisexual, don't you want to just be sick, they are so disgusting, sex withoneself, then others...of both sexes!?!?
by jack February 11, 2005
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