whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 05, 2006

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 04, 2004

bolshevik

1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.

2. bullshit or shit

Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor

"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"

by jack February 09, 2004

Blue Moon

A country in the Southern part of Wars World.Home to famous COs like Olaf and Grit.

Blue Moon is being invaded!

by Jack January 17, 2004

Maeve

one who is pale

ghost like; albino

One with translucent skin and red eyes.

"HEY MAEVE! keep it down in there...your 12,000 brothers and sisters are trying to sleep in that lab, too."

by Jack October 05, 2006

let's get retarded

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.

"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"

by Jack February 16, 2005

hoorj~

general substitute for "hooray".

"i win! HOORJ~"

by jack July 22, 2003