G.P.S.

A deviced used by those who have no idea where they are, to assist them in going nowhere in particular, using the shortest possible route.

A GPS knows where it is, by subracting where it used to be, from where it isn't.

by jt July 13, 2003

su[

Yet another internet typo slang word. This one is for the word "sup", a shorter version of the popular greeting of "What's up?"

"Su, fool"

by JT May 03, 2003

fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by jt July 13, 2003

system

High powered, premium stereo system in a car, truck or van, capable of large amounts of bass and treble.

With that system I can hear you a block away.

by jt November 21, 2002

kalopsia

New Jerse's Death Metal War Machine and Legion of Goresplattered Lechery. Fronted by madman Matt Medeiros.

Kalopsia's new CD shattered my spine with their brutality the moment I put it in my CD player.

by jt January 13, 2004

Flickster

Looking for some help on this one.

He's a bit of a flickster.

by JT October 15, 2004

ope

An odd or ugly look directed at another person.

As a verb: "Don't you ope at me man, it's your fault you failed the test."

As a noun: "You had best wipe that ope off yo face before I bust yo kneecaps motherfucker!"

by Jt September 21, 2005