Lawnmowerman II

The all time worst film ever

Lawnmowerman II is crap!!
YEAH!!!

by j December 08, 2004

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 01, 2008

nino

has the best haze in NYC

nino owns new york city with his good shit.

by J January 30, 2005

packy

A place to purchase alcoholic; Used frequently by Massachusetts people and especially college students. Also known as package store, wacky packy, Phipps and Liquor Store

I want to get shitfaced so i need to make a trip to the packy to get some beer

by J April 08, 2003

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004

crapite

a zombie of crap

crapite the zombie from hell

by j March 26, 2003

Blackbird

The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.

by J September 01, 2008