J's definitions

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

hizzook

ghetto vernacular meaning "hook". can also be spelled "hizook".

Hey homie, that phat ice you's rockin' is off the hizzook.

by j June 9, 2004

gabber

Extreme, twisted and insane hardcore techno. Happy hardcore without the happy.
Has deep roots in Holland, Germany, and Scotland.
If you haven't listened to any before I reccommend Fracture4-Lord of sunbeds.
INSANE!!!

Gabber is hard. Oh yes. Hard.

by J January 20, 2005

boo fatty lumkins

The name given to fine ass cheeba

hey dude, you got any of that boo fatty lumkins, 'tis hurta shit

by j January 12, 2005

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

quig

a quig is a long haired frail creature with human like characteristics,yet more primative.

by J October 17, 2003

Slooch

A slutty ass girl who uses her body, her lips, her ass, whatever to get what she wants

I was at the bar, the girl came up to me, kidssed me on the lips, then the slooch got mad when i wouldn't buy her a damn drink

by J September 10, 2003