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yo mama

yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
by Evan January 28, 2004
mugGet the yo mamamug.

alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right
by evan May 13, 2005
mugGet the alrightmug.

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.
Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"
by evan March 5, 2005
mugGet the mojomug.

Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW
i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face
by Evan June 10, 2004
mugGet the Roast Beefmug.

Darsue

Stupid fat cat that wants to kill all of us.
by Evan April 30, 2004
mugGet the Darsuemug.

bonkish

an extremely hideous snotbox, usually very fat and wide with a roundyball tip
daaaaaaaaaaaamn look at her nose..that shit is bonkish
by Evan February 11, 2005
mugGet the bonkishmug.

penis leach

dude daniel you are such a penis leach
by evan February 26, 2004
mugGet the penis leachmug.

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