Evan's definitions

Hudson Mack

Media personality who got schooled by Evan Wales during the Media hockey game.

Holy crap did you see that goal , Evan Wales just schooled the fuck outta Hudson Mack!

by Evan April 30, 2004

wahmbulance

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger

stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally

by Evan April 7, 2003

pimp

a guy was walking doen the street and picked up a girl and she wante dto say "man you a plimp" which means cool,but she said pimp.Means to pimp,a pimpin guy

"Man that Tydell is such a pimp nigga"

by Evan September 16, 2004

Snotbox

a nose, no special defining characteristics, simply a nose

There's a booger hangin out your snotbox

by Evan February 11, 2005

b-sak

another, cleaner (less foul) way to say ballsack, incase you happen to be around family, the elderly, or small kiddies

Dude way to go..you hit that girl on the ass,and she thought it was me..so she hit me in the b-sak

by evan April 15, 2008

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

Whozzawhanow

Contraction of who , what , and now . Generally used as a reponse to something you didn't quite understand.

"Hey! Wanna got to the *mumblemumble*?"

"Whozzawhanow?"

by Evan August 5, 2003