kork

by evan February 27, 2004
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Cheeseburger

cheeese burger
noun
2. A derogatory term to describe somebody for doing something completely stupid or just plain retarded.
"What the hell was that? ... your a fucking Cheeseburger!"

"Get that cheesburger the hell out."

"Guess what cheeseburger can't count to three? You!"
by Evan September 24, 2004
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cricked

That road is cricked.
by Evan July 04, 2003
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george bush

A typical greed driven ideologue who wants to turn the USA into a giant 3rd world theocracy.
Bush: I refuse to veto spending bills! (because liberals pay the tab)
by Evan January 04, 2005
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flarf

Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
by Evan June 17, 2004
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big coke

Slang term for cocaine addict. Also name for somebody who thinks they are bigger, faster, stronger. BFS as a big toke would call it. Also see,
oakley
smokley
big oak
big smoke
big toke
Big coke: Blowing coke makes me BFS.
by evan June 03, 2004
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hardcore dancing

Originally a traditional war dance done during breakdowns at hardcore shows. Unfortunately this once sacred dance can be seen at emo and metal shows. The fine dance has been leaked into the mainstream and everyone and their mother thinks they can dance now. Very few people can actually dance well now (see Philadephia).
I'm going to hardcore dance so hard at the Shattered Realm show.
by Evan March 01, 2005
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