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Kevin McMahon

The biggest retard in the world. He has down syndrome to the max.
by Eric February 12, 2005
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zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.
Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!
by Eric July 11, 2004
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sniffted

Sniffted is to express heatheers feelings and opinions. It randomly means diffrent things depending on her mood.
yep, thats pretty sniffted.
by Eric September 8, 2004
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graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."
I miss school. There said it.
by Eric March 6, 2005
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ludacris

Another rapper that drove rock into the ground thanks to MTV. Not sexy or hot. Just plain sucks.
10000 thumbs down but do I give a fuck?You whiny bastards got my last one deleted.
by Eric May 13, 2005
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poke

verb: smoke weed as in "poke smot"
noun: pot
Yo danny, let's poke when your dads show starts

Yo joe, i got poke for today
by Eric March 28, 2004
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shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk
Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.
by Eric November 12, 2003
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