shibazo

The non wanksta version of Word.
Fred: Man! I just got a 12 year old pregnant!

Me: Shibazo.....!
by Eric September 01, 2003
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Ghetto Jesus

yo dem white boys be callin da head honcho geezus? man foget them crackas it all be said ''hey-zoos''

Ex. 2
Jose = ''ho-zay''
Jesus= ''hay-zoos''
by Eric December 10, 2003
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saturn

Best car to hook up. Light (plastic paneling) and fast (1.9 engine) = good hp to weight ratio. Doesn't dent, paint lasts longer.
my turbo saturn that cost 5,000 altogher can smoke a mustang gt thats 25,000+
by eric July 20, 2004
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rox da sox

Too awesome for words.
Damn, that Eric really rox da sox.
by Eric April 26, 2005
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kevin smith

A director/producer/writer/actor who plays Silent Bob in all his films. All his films are usually hilarious and also always contain Jay and Silent Bob. He loves comics and even owns a comic book shop called Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash located in New Jeresy. Is married and to further prove his love for comics he has a daughter named Harley Quinn (care to take a guess where he got that name?). He also loves hockey (indicated in his films) and is proud to be from New Jeresy. He has written a few plots for comics and was a writer for the doomed project Superman Lives until he quit. Overall awesome guy.
Huttah I got to go to the mall where Mallrats was shot at (Eden Prarie Center). What now?
by Eric May 14, 2005
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emphoracle

1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.
1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!
by Eric September 28, 2004
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root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.
Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.
by Eric February 19, 2004
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