Eric's definitions

blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

by eric February 14, 2005

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

by Eric January 13, 2005

everclear

Alcholic drink that killed my brother Jo-Jo.

Noooooo! Jo-Jo!!!!!!

by Eric January 7, 2005

Elbow Sauce

Gamer who is well known around the internet as someone to be feared.

Dude, did you see Elbow Sauce, he totally Hackzored me that's not l33t at all ....

by Eric January 28, 2005

Halo

the best fuckin video game ever made and it will be until halo 2

hey john lets play halo until we die

by eric July 13, 2004

Myspace Whore

A person who consumes most of their time on the internet website myspace.com. These people are often loved by their scene friends. An addiction is often present in these people.

"Look at that loser girl over there, she takes revealing pictures of herself and tries to get guys as a myspace whore"

by eric February 28, 2005