Eric's definitions

fuckhole

just a little worse than an 'asshole'...

"my boss's wife is such a fuckhole, dude"

by Eric April 8, 2003

LGFF

looks good from far(away). one of the most decietful qualities known to mankind. its when a chick looks really hot from far away, but then when she gets up close, you realize she isnt.

At first I thought that chick was hot, but when she came closer I realized she was an LGFF

by Eric February 4, 2004

bounce

To hit switches in a car with hydraulics/bags/air suspension/etc.

Yo, look at that car bounce.

by Eric January 7, 2003

E-rock

Anyone who's name starts with an E and only wants to listen to rock after getting completely hammered.

Man, E-rock rode in my car last night after we hit up some bars and it was nothing but Archenemy and Megadeth for the rest of the night.

by Eric May 4, 2008

crook

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

That guy could never do the crook

by Eric February 1, 2003

Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Ass Bag

hemerroid; a pain in the ass

My boss is such an assbag!

by ERIC June 20, 2003