hyperbole

1) often confused with the mathematical term "hyperbola", usually by silly girls with B blood-types.

Lubely: Good job! Now draw me a hyperbole!
Derek: Silly Lubely, it's "hyperbola"!

by Eric April 18, 2005

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

dogma

one of the funnist movies ever jay and silent bob kick ass

person 1:did u see dogma
person 2: yeah it kicked ass

by eric July 13, 2004

jibbllett

a paintball that has swelled up and become soft and bouncy

1. awww i left my paintballs out all night and they became jibblletts

2.cody quit throwing jibblletts at me before i take a chainsaw to ur kidney

by eric May 13, 2005

ruffneck

You know you are dating a ruffneck when you get a indian burn on the inside of your thighs.

john is a ruffneck my thighs are buring like crazy.

by eric February 19, 2004

gut her

to have sex with a girl

I would gut her

by eric April 02, 2003

garott

the screen name a gay 60 year old man that wants to suck your wang would use.

I'm going to put garott on my buddy list. He is really nice.

by eric November 16, 2003