Eric's definitions

chubby

a half erect penis

man when my girl friend celina wears those tight pants(u knoe the ones babe)with her tits hanging out I get a raging chubby!

by Eric November 24, 2003

Ublong

the smelly thing under your nose

My ublong's bigger than yours.

by Eric November 25, 2003

Soup Man

person in a bukakke video that supplies the jism for the girl. A professional ejaculator.

Dan picked up extra money in college by shooting his wad into a bowl as a soup man for a bukakke video.

by eric November 28, 2003

ez

Term used primarily in online arcade-style shooter games to describe an enemy whose skill leaves something to be desired.

OMG JIMBO U R SEW EZ!!!!! etc.

by eric December 1, 2003

keeps

(usually "for keeps")

a condition in which the consequences are total or permanent

This time, let's play for keeps.

by Eric December 2, 2003

devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

by Eric December 2, 2003

Bob Ueker

Similar to an Upper Deck, A Bob Ueker is when a person shits on the top of a toilet tank. Bob Ueker is the announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers, and sits above the upper deck.

After I got done fucking Becky's sister, I gave her a Bob Ueker.

by Eric December 4, 2003