David's definitions

ol g

1. Someone highly respected in the urban community.
2. Someone experienced
3. An ex-Gangster.

1. What? He screwed J.Lo? What an ol g.
2. He's been playing pool for how long? Now that's an ol g.
3. That man used to be in the crips. He is an ol g.

by david October 8, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

David Letterman said it best: I don't know what the fizzuck I'm talking about.

by David October 12, 2003

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003

dinkers

When a girl has two pony tails on each side of the back of her head. That is called dinkers.

Katie and Allie wanted to wear dinkers for school todway instead of a single ponytail.

by david April 9, 2005

[tap]

vb. to have sex with

I would tap that ass

by David November 18, 2003

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

envelope

Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.

See ''onvelope''.

I think I need to open the envelope.

by David March 7, 2004