David's definitions

Happy Stick

A pet name for the penis.

Mary played with Johns Happy Stick.

by David May 4, 2004

Mandingo

A penis that exceeds 12 inches.

My mandingo could probably choak a land dwelling mammal.

by David April 4, 2005

nigger piss

Cheap, malt liquor like OE, Mickeys, etc. Black people don't have the money to by more pricier booze, so they blow it off on malt liquor which gets you trashed pretty fast, but tastes like shit. OE is also the color of piss.

Fuck OE I don't want none of that nigger piss!

by David July 11, 2006

bedroom

The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.

I need to go check my bedroom to make sure everything is still there.

by David March 6, 2004

tingdick

Very small penis with no balls, resembles a pencil.

Jonathan has a tingdick.

by david October 25, 2004

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005

E.Bola

a deadly virus

ebola is worse than ecoli

by david December 9, 2003