Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.
Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!
by David May 24, 2004
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Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.
He's such a Nick Lachey.
by David May 12, 2004
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PIG

Acronym for pretty intelligent guy or pretty intelligent girl when someone calls you a pig
When someone calls you a pig say ''I know I'm a pretty intelligent guy or girl''.
by David December 07, 2003
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clit bang

Ow!
Bang! Ow!
by David November 08, 2003
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blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.
We were blazing blunts at the party all night man
by David November 04, 2003
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vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.
Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.
by David March 06, 2004
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Up Top

Something that is cool, as to evoke a high-five.
Jelly Bellies are up top!
Man, that girl is up top!
Did you see that?! That was up top!
by David March 04, 2004
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