Dave's definitions

hemaboaphilliac

A person who had sex with flaming dead cows.

Adam is such a hemaboaphilliac.

by Dave March 31, 2005

deloitte

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.

She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte

by Dave April 2, 2005

Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

by dave April 2, 2005

faxe

Haggard strong 10% beer from Denmark available in 500ml or 1L cans. Costs about $5.80 at the beer store and for a high-in alcohol beer its not that bad compared to others. Gets you seriously fucked.

Dude, you got faxed.

by Dave April 2, 2005

Brizzle

The Battle Rifle on Halo 2.

"The brizzle+plasma pistol charge combo makes for some sick deaths in Halo 2 multiplayer."

by Dave April 3, 2005

Sucked in

Mean spirited Australian (or at least Melbourne) schoolyard slang to express one's enjoyment over a friends misfortune or suffering. Similar to the German word 'schadenfreude'.

Person 1: Shit man, my...my dad just died!
Person 2: Bwahaha! SUCKED IN!

by Dave April 4, 2005

sourceforts

A HL2:DM mod where 2 teams build bases in a certain amt. of time, then fight it out to the death after the build time is up. You can also buy upgraded weapons by capturing the flag and fragging your opponents.

See Half Life 2.

Knifa made the mod sourceforts, everybody <3 him :O

by Dave April 5, 2005