hamtaro

A japanese anime about a hamster, named Hamtaro, and how he hangs around a bunch of other hamsters, all with different personalities, and how they......well, what DO THEY DO? Do they experience life? Do they hang around doing shit about shit? WHAT!?
"Hamtaro is an ok show though. You really could do worse. Wanna watch Pokemon instead?!"
-me
by Dave April 01, 2004
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Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.
Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."
by Dave July 06, 2004
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bumberclut

You forgot the tickets you bumberclut
by dave June 24, 2003
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cell

*Another term for a prisoner's room.

*A term to refer to a militious group (such as a terrorist group).

*A quick term for a cellphone, as displayed, as an example, in the first episode of the current TMNT series; the "shellcell".

*The name of a powerful villian in Dragonball Z, able to create duplicates of his genetic code, all of which are capable of learning, and thus creating an almost immortal, self-aware foe. The only way to stop him is to fry his ENTIRE body.
"Hey, don't lookit me like that! I don't watch DBZ anymore! I already saw every episode. The final episode kinda sucked too."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.
That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.
by Dave March 04, 2003
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standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).
"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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fiction

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me
by Dave November 30, 2004
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