Dave's definitions

slop

food from mcdonalds, wendys, taco bell, etc.

i'm doing a slop run. you guys want anything?

by dave December 4, 2003

dockrat

a person, usually of the female gender, who tends to loiter at marinas, harbors, gas docks, etc. with the intent of finding and or having sexual intercourse with the dude who posesses the coolest and/or fastest boat on a particular body of water.

when were done fishing we could go down to brunelle's marina and see if we cant poke a few dockrats.

by dave December 4, 2003

double

a shotgun with 2 barrels

theres a coyote out in the yard. fetch me my double.

by dave December 4, 2003

tampon socket

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.

by dave December 4, 2003

Tekkobra

some putz whose personal opinions make him a horrible forums admin.

I said that I preffered the kar over the garand so he locked the thread, he pulled a tekkobra.

by Dave December 4, 2003

yestergay

a gay male now in a heterosexual relationship or marriage. Not the same as ex-gay, which is someone who seeks a religious conversion to abandon homosexuality.

After years of bad relationships with men, he finally found a woman he loved enough to want to marry.

by dave December 6, 2003

space docking

to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.

the man went to his freezer and got the condom he had loaded the night before and "docked" it inside his boyfriends rectum

by dave December 7, 2003