Dave's definitions

Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".

Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!

by Dave March 13, 2005

linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.

"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me

by Dave July 8, 2004

Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.

Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.

by Dave June 18, 2006

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

dangler

A true fucking champion

"dangler, a true fucking champion"

by dave September 15, 2003

birdie

A slang term referring to the middle finger.

"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."

by Dave September 28, 2004

Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

by dave November 18, 2003