zoom zoom

Trademark from Mazda's commercials, both in the music and spoken by young boy at the end.

Music/Song:
"zoom... zoom... zoom"

Boy:
"Zoom... Zoom"

by Dave March 14, 2004

Chode

1. A penis that is bigger in width than length.
2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean.
3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka

Ralphie has a chode.
Joell is a big chodeface.

by Dave February 08, 2003

er0k

The ultimate, the absolute, ub3r-1337 h4x0r.

er0k: i am going to hack you
innocent: O know please don't!
<-- innocent has quit, h4x0r3d by er0k.

by Dave August 06, 2003

Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

by Dave November 17, 2003

judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

by Dave November 19, 2003

cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

sas

Absolute badass motherfuckers. A single 4-man group could probably defend themselves against half of Al-Qaeda. The best exponents of the FN Minimi light machinegun.

The Elitest of the Elite. Equalled but not bettered (in most respects) by The US Navy SEALS, the Russian Spetznaz and Delta Force.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, 1 man from the SAS has a machete and he's gonna gut all of my 99 AK47-armed Talibans. RUN!!!!

by dave February 16, 2004