Dave's definitions

hinampak

a person with a name Mark Baclay... who lives in carcar cebu and just got off from college -university of san carlos. he wants to be the best of the best architect of the universe... can't beat that huh!

your such a hinampak!

by dave December 30, 2003

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005

lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

A-Dub

The shortened term for a weapon in Counterstrike called the AWP Magnum (Arctic Warfare Purpose), the most powerful sniper rifle in the game, but also the most hated.

"*after being killed by someone with an A-Dub* YOU A-DUBBIN' PUSSY!!!!!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

be

Supposedly the pronunciation of "me" from african-americans.

"Why you axkin' be?"

by Dave January 16, 2004

northampton

Lesbianville. located in the heart of western massachusetts. the seat of Hampshire county.

by dave October 17, 2003

Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.

Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.

by Dave April 8, 2005