Crystal's definitions

equater

a line on an globe that splits between continents and the north and the south .

My teacher showed us the equater on an globe.

by crystal August 22, 2003

lindsey lohan

an actress/singer who has absolutly no talent at all yet for some reason everyone loves (like hilary duff....stupid ugly slut)

stupid ugly fat whore whos boobs mysteriously grew 5 sizes over night

by crystal May 13, 2005

pescatarian

Someone who absatins from eating meat and poultry but eats fish.
In other words: A vegetarian that eats fish.
Many people don't beleive pescatarians have a right to say they're vegetarian because fishes are animals and animals have flesh. And if you eat flash you are not a vegetarian

Person A: I don't eat meat.
Person B: You don't?! What about fish and chicken?
Person A: Well, I do eat fish.
Person B: But fish is meat! So you eat meat..
Person A: No I don't eat meat, I just eat fish!

by Crystal May 13, 2005

Dobby the house elf

The only acknowledged house elf from harry potter...which is ME ME ME..only me...i want to take over the world...muchachacha...which is I chloe the one and only house elf in the world...her enemy is Gollam....from Lord of The Rings...

Chloe (during the movie of Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets)dobby comes on: AAAH she screams and says that is me the one and only dobby the house elf....at school and at night she tells herself bad dobby must obey master and inside her head she says no must take over the world and beat gollam

by crystal September 3, 2004

hm

1) a random boredom word
2) something you say while thinking
3) a gorgeous female of great power

'hm, now what was i thinking?'

by crystal April 2, 2003

cheesey biscuts

Something you can say, instead if "shit" or "damn" or that kind if comment.

Man: You just got an F on your report David. You Suck.
David: Cheesey Biscuts!

by Crystal February 8, 2005

axl rose

sexiest man every.....that is before all the braids and shit. guns n roses was the best band ever and velvet revolver will never surpass guns n roses because they truly were/are the BEST rock band to ever exist. damn axl is fucking sexy.

damn i think i just had an orgasim

by crystal March 4, 2005