Chicken 's definitions

Harlequin fetus

An inhumanly disturbing birth defect. A victim would have extremely hard, bleach-white skin, and possibly red blotches near its eyes. As the word harlequin suggests, it has abnormally-shaped skin which breaks off easily, as well as odd-looking lips. It does not live to be very long, as it loses too much blood.
Seriously, PLEASE don't look it up. I know I sound like a chicken, but believe me, there is nothing worse I have seen in my entire life.

It is hard to believe that the harlequin fetus is human.

by chicken December 19, 2003

sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 19, 2005

bloodhound gang

The awesome band that sings Bad Touch, mainly knowns as Discovery Channel.

The Bloodhound Gang fucking rock

by Chicken April 22, 2004

doo doo butter

a feces that is mostly liquid. kept in a bucket labled "doo doo"

Jared eats R.Kelly's doo doo butter

by Chicken March 13, 2004

towned

A bastardization of the concatenation of "told" and "owned"

Oh dang...you just got towned.

by Chicken October 18, 2004

dots

Small asorted color/flavor candy contained in a small box (each box is 2.25 oz.) Now available in tropical.

At the theater, a box of dots will cost about $35.

by chicken May 25, 2004

Crappin-Beaver

When you crap in some bitches beaver.

Last night this I crapped in this bitches beaver!!!!!!

by Chicken October 17, 2004