Charlie's definitions

full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005

overweight

description of a very lardy individual who has to use a mirror to observe their own genitalia. (see jabba)

Woa! now that's overweight! Bring the lamps boys, there's blubber for all.

by charlie June 24, 2004

Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis

"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."

by Charlie December 13, 2003

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

by charlie January 24, 2003

Omeletteville

Small dark beady eyes. This is a fine example of a tradesmen's insider joke, in this case from the printing industry. It refers to a spoof typeface that, supposedly, had stops that were some 50 per cent larger than the rest of the typeface. This was, of course a Sans Serif.

"She had eyes from Omeletteville."

by Charlie June 11, 2004

curby

a curby, when some one gets their ass kick and told to put their mouth/ head on a curb while they have they head kicked into it. usualy by a skinhead.

"the skinheads found out he was a bonhead" dude< lets kick the sh*t outta him and curb 'em

by charlie December 2, 2004

subaru

Car Manufacturer, a conglomerate of Fugi Heavy Industries and five other companies. either known for utility and their Outback line(weird aussie guy) or their kick-ass rallyinspired boy-racer street thrashing sport machine, the WRX(lance armstrong, cancer survivor/biciclist)

Damn, that Subaru just thrashed your civic.

by charlie July 16, 2003