Definitions by Charlie

Kerrang 

1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!

"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"

Kerrang by Charlie January 17, 2004

love wand 

a more polite term for a penis.

Then he showed me his love wand

love wand by charlie January 10, 2004

Gobble the Goose 

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

Gobble the Goose by Charlie December 30, 2003

chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.

Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.

chomp a cheesy taco by Charlie December 30, 2003

aiy? 

Used to mean you were joking with someone or to mean a mess up.

you slice a golf shot.
"I aiy?ed that one up"

aiy? by Charlie December 23, 2003

Satchmo 

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis

"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."

Satchmo by Charlie December 13, 2003

system of a down 

The best motherfucking band this end of hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOAD ROCK!GO SYSTEM!\m/

system of a down by Charlie December 10, 2003