Ass Clap

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Shotta

Of Jamaican origin
1. Thug, gangster, a man not to be messed with
2. Killer, assassin, known murderer, has a gun and will use it
3. A term of respect between friends

1. Man a shotta, you no wah vex man like me
Translation: I'm a gangster, you don't want to piss me off

2. Yow we need some shotta fi deal wid di case
Translation: Hey, we need some killer to handle this problem

3. Yow what a gwaan shotta yute
Translation: Hey what's up my friend

by Chad March 10, 2004

Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

by Chad June 20, 2004

Yagay

You're gay ... a palindrome, can be said frontwards and backwards to the same effect

Yagay. And Yagay backwards

by Chad February 27, 2004

butt goblin

After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies

dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes

by Chad October 31, 2004

code red

A military term used when "justice" is to be served in a unit.

Col. Jesep, did you order the code red. I want the truth.
You can't handle the truth.

by Chad May 01, 2004