Chad's definitions

valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

by Chad June 20, 2004

marauder

car similar to a Crown Victoria in style, but has a lot more balls and is often confused with police cars

2003 Mercury Marauder
2004 Mercury Marauder

by Chad December 11, 2004

sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.

Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.

by chad June 2, 2004

writin' stick

rural slang used to describe a writing utensil such as a pen or pencil

Hang on BILLY JOE GET MY DAMN WRITIN' STICK

by Chad July 21, 2004

Kim Jong Il

An Evil Commie peice of shit.

Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.

Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.

by chad April 8, 2005

creal

a bastardized version of the word surreal, meaning "dreamlike"

daym, dat bitch is creal!
meaning

hey, that girl is surreal!

by chad June 7, 2005

milk and honey

A very good place, perfect.

A land flowing with milk and honey...

by Chad March 6, 2004