Brad's definitions

juicy

To describe a very good looking New York Guido.

Wow that guy sure is juicy!

by Brad March 21, 2004

Don

A true pimp who is a mack daddy wit all the girls

Damn, Mark is a true don.

by Brad May 1, 2003

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004

Feminem

(a) Name given to Detroit rapper Eminem by people who view him as lacking rap talent and as a tool of the mainstream pop world. Used by other rappers, such as Esham the Unholy, Insane Clown Posse, and Ja Rule. (b) Used to describe one who attempts to emulate said rapper.

(a) I really wanna hatchet Feminem to death. (b) There's a lot of Feminems in my school.

by Brad April 10, 2004

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

eel hands

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators

bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss

by brad April 18, 2004

math

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.

Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...

by Brad May 13, 2005