Brad's definitions

Funaki

In reference to someones underpants. Stems for Jag-ese. Plural; funaki

"Wow, thems some colorful funaki you gots on there!"

"I wants to sniff her funaki."

"Ed likes the taste of Man Chow's funaki."

by Brad May 18, 2004

thunder racing

company who kicks so much ass its not funny

Thunder racing is the greatest vendor ever.

by brad April 22, 2004

Stimutax

An "herbal supplement" that Sparks, of Sealab 2021, made from pufferfish toxin and kelp. It seems to have the combined effects of PCP, crack, and ecstasy.

"Mardoc can kiss my black ass -- I need some Stimutax! Quit bein' a bitch and pill me up!"
-Dr. Quinn

"It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
-Captain Murphy

by Brad September 1, 2004

mozzie

Australian for mosquito

these flaming mozzies are sucking me blood dry bazza

by brad September 20, 2003

urching

to throw-up, be sick, vomit, etc.

That motherfucker at the party was urchin' everywhere!

by Brad January 22, 2004

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

math

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.

Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...

by Brad May 13, 2005