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gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels
by brad June 12, 2003
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Recanize

Guy: Wow, you are cool
Me: Recanize
by Brad June 20, 2003
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zombie

A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"

Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.

Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
Daniel Dennett doesn't believe in zombies.
by brad December 1, 2003
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the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.
(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
by brad July 21, 2003
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upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'
by Brad April 6, 2004
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Supra

A japanese sports car powered by a 6 cylinder engine, usually turbocharged or twin turbocharged. Easily capable of 1000+ horespower. Quite possibly the greatest car ever made.
Damn, did u see that Supra dust that Ferrari 360?
by bRaD November 18, 2003
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barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones
Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?
by Brad March 1, 2004
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