Ben's definitions

gazooks

GAZOOKS IS AN EXCLAMAION

HOLY SH** GAZOOKS IM DYING

by ben July 16, 2005

thrive

The word 'thrive' originates from a central auckland crew commonly known as the 'Ultimate Thrivers'.
This prestigous bunch of people developed the word during many drunk nights and good times.

It has many meanings but generally donates fun, success, happiness and good times.

Jamins one thriving mutha fucka

by Ben August 3, 2004

April Fools' Day

nickname for the first day of april. the one day out of the year that practical jokes are acceptable and encouraged.

"man, that was funny when you woke your dad up at 3 in the morning on april fools day and told him the house was on fire."

by Ben April 3, 2005

Fadgeface

Sum1 who has a fadge-like face

1.My brother tom has a fadge face
2.look at my fadge face

by Ben April 13, 2005

Throwing a sausage down a hallway

Putting your dick in a slut...

"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"

by Ben June 11, 2006

Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

by Ben May 31, 2003

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005