da shit

that girls ass is da shit
by Ben December 16, 2004
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townie

failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them.
They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it.
have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon.
tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.
townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask?
townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look
person - where is your mate
townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt
and the person walks away
by ben November 08, 2004
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Nettlecombe

Where Ben and Kels formed *Teh Nameless*
OMGWTFHEDWIG!!11! YOU'RE GOING TO NETTLECOMBE! D00d!
by Ben December 22, 2004
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ice luge

A block of ice that has a curving channel carved out of it. The block rests at an angle so that a beverage, typically beer, will travel down through the channel into the mouth of a happy drinker.
Last night was insane. I think I had about 6 beers from the ice luge alone. Good times.
by ben October 06, 2003
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numbum

Sitting in a car for too long making ur arse numb
ive been driving for 29hours and i have a numbum
by Ben April 13, 2005
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neech

Patch of skin between your navel and genital area upon which pubic hairs grow.
"I would have gotten a blow job, but the hair on my neech was out of control."
by Ben December 08, 2003
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"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"
by Ben June 11, 2006
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