Ben's definitions

narb

to complete a task

i narbed my breakfeast

by ben February 7, 2003

John Kerry

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.

America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.

by Ben August 18, 2006

sackamajilla

a person who is incredibly hot

Sarah H. is a sackamajilla

by Ben November 25, 2003

Mutt's nuts

Indicates an item of quality.

Synonym for dog's bollocks

Web services are the mutt's nuts

by Ben February 25, 2004

Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.

You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.

by Ben April 18, 2003

Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.

we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.

by Ben June 9, 2004

Harry Chapin

A wrongfully overlooked singer/songwriter of the 1960s-1980s. His songs always told stories making him one of the best story tellers of all time. He gave over half of the money he'd make to charities living by the philosophy "I play one night for myself and one night for the other guy." He started an organization called World Hunger Year to help stop people from starving. He didn't have a particularly great singing voice but the songs he sang more than made up for it.

Now if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth well I wonder what would happen to this world. -- Harry Chapin

by Ben January 18, 2005