Ben's definitions

shabalazam

to acheive orgasm

I just shabalazaamed all in my pants!

by Ben May 5, 2003

NED

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

by Ben December 2, 2003

John Kerry

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.

America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.

by Ben August 18, 2006

Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.

we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.

by Ben June 9, 2004

Rum

(n) A tasty liquor. Goes great with coke. See Captain Morgan or Bacardi and enjoy.

Hey there, bar keep. Let me get a rum and coke and keep em' comin.

by ben October 6, 2003

spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.

The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking

by ben January 11, 2004

funk button

noun-the personification of euphoria realeased when engaged in a pleasrable activity.

I can't take anymore i've bust my funk button.

by ben November 16, 2003