Ben's definitions

College Confidential

Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the "average high school student" feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.

Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these *shitty* grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir... Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country.... WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE!?!? HELP ME!! I'm just so worried, and I probably won't even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

ME: You ignoramus!!!

by Ben July 2, 2005

Orange

1.a particular species of girl
2.height impaired person
3.question of life
4.pet name for union officials

1.she is as sweet as an orange
2.she aint getting any closer to the ground, what an orange.
3.ask me if i am an orange?
4.orange on floor sif union my ass off

by Ben September 8, 2003

sissy cunt

-A person who hides behind their lies to promote their shitty agenda. Mostly used for Fox News employees.
-Being a real douche when you know you're a lying sack of shit.

That fucking Bill O'Reilly is being a real sissy cunt.

by Ben February 12, 2005

sex dolls

Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.

Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough

by Ben June 18, 2004

din

DIN. Short for dinlo

She's such a din she left the oven on for all day

by Ben February 25, 2004

fleap

This is combination of two words. Freak and Flip. This is used best when someone has a violent reaction to something suprising or irritating.

Kyle fleaped out when he pulled a spider out from underneath the cabinet. "Hey Kyle, calm down, it's only a spinder. No need to fleap!"

by Ben April 14, 2005

the moon

the moon is conceptual music ... there is no useful definition to describe where it comes from.
check it out a new definition of musical performance and see the web album at www.greencheese.biz

there's a man in the moon ... he has something to say

by ben April 7, 2005