Definitions by Ben

dickcream 

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

dickcream by Ben March 23, 2005

uber danis 

Uber danis ness its a term that mean i think you are so cool

you are such an uber danis sir

uber danis by Ben March 23, 2005

dirrty 

A word used to describe someone who is constantly horny and eager for sexual intercourse.

Tara Lee!

eg. Tara is a dirrty girl.

dirrty by Ben March 18, 2005

Dwyane Wade 

The amazing "Flash", an extremely talented offensive player, and an underrated defensive player (averages 1.2 blocks a game). D-Wade is underrated. He gets to the hoop and always finishes. He gets to the free throw line. He puts up huge numbers every night.

"Oh man, that Heat-Lakers game was sick"

"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."

"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"

Dwyane Wade by Ben March 18, 2005

cockello 

Another name for an Italian dickhead.

1. Hey cockello, whats up?
2. Zack you are such a cockello.

cockello by Ben March 16, 2005

bow 

the word mariah uses all the time

whats the home work....bow

bow by ben March 15, 2005

carrot gland 

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

carrot gland by Ben March 14, 2005