Ben's definitions

Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.

RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.

by Ben June 5, 2004

NYU

A school providing its students with some of the most amazing opportunities in one of the world's greatests citys. Critics would be quick to examine themselves first before decrying the university for its shortcomings.

Hey look at me, I went to NYU and employment wasn't handed to me on a silver platter after I graduated, it must be the school's fault.

Hey look, I worked hard for four years in the media capital of the world, now I'm on an awesome career track. Yay for me.

by ben October 25, 2004

Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...

Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.

by Ben November 18, 2004

long horn

Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)

Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses

by ben December 14, 2003

Nailed

To have sex with, especially spontanously and/or with great passion/force.

I nailed her out of the blue last night.

by Ben September 29, 2003

m8

friend, companion

soi m8
(Apology)

by Ben February 11, 2004

Nowak

One with no wang or sak

You are a nowak and are a girl

by Ben February 11, 2005