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Definitions by Ben

the moon 

the moon is conceptual music ... there is no useful definition to describe where it comes from.
check it out a new definition of musical performance and see the web album at www.greencheese.biz
there's a man in the moon ... he has something to say
the moon by ben April 7, 2005

Campbell student 

a person who spends a minimum of several hours a week at Wal-Mart, where all the people from Dunn complain about the uppity Campbell kids not realizing in their own stupidity that we contribute heavily to their economy, guess thats what they get for not graduating high school.
Campbell student by Ben April 7, 2005
A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.
John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.
Sahlmon by Ben April 6, 2005

too cool for school 

Term used for a person who thinks they are somewhat superior to other people.
Tim R is too cool for school, look at his Warrick Cappa shoes!
too cool for school by Ben April 5, 2005
Being "marinated" with too much alcohol, and therefore somewhat incompacitated.
Man, Brenton the swan got so marinated last night, he pissed in his own shoe!
marinated by Ben April 5, 2005
Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers
With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!
Lowdon by Ben April 5, 2005