Batman's definitions

hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 10, 2004

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

catwoman

When a person unexpectetedly has the urge to take their belt off and start whipping other people around them.

He did a catwoman on me!

by Batman October 9, 2004

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

by Batman November 9, 2001

recockulous

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...

Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.

by Batman April 12, 2002

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004