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hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.
1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.
by Batman June 10, 2004
mugGet the hoodwinkermug.

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk
Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff
by Batman September 5, 2003
mugGet the tallywackermug.

catwoman

When a person unexpectetedly has the urge to take their belt off and start whipping other people around them.
He did a catwoman on me!
by Batman October 9, 2004
mugGet the catwomanmug.

bonkle

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady
by batman July 22, 2004
mugGet the bonklemug.

absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.
Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!
by Batman November 9, 2001
mugGet the absofuckinlutelymug.

recockulous

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...
Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.
by Batman April 12, 2002
mugGet the recockulousmug.

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye
by batman March 5, 2004
mugGet the webb eyemug.

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