nirvana

1. The ineffable ultimate in which one has attained disinterested wisdom and compassion

2. Possibly the shittiest band ever formed. Three talentless idiots from Seattle who thought they actually made good music. Rebelled against mainstream music by appearing on MTV. Fortunatly, Kurt Cobain put a shotgun shell in his face and ended his crappy music forever
1. Siddhartha Guattamua reached nirvana and then became the popular figure known as Buddha.

2. Grunge kid : Nirvana is the best band ever!
Me : Kid, you suck at life. Go listen to Saetia, Heroin, Maximillian Colby, Drive Like Jehu, Envy or Rites of Spring if you want good music from the same time.
by Andrew February 08, 2005
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I told you I was hardcore

The last words typed by Brandon Veda, a young man who committed suicide by drug and medication overdose, live on webcam while he conversed with people on IRC who encouraged him.
If you OD on drugs while on IRC with people who didn't think you'd do it, say "I told you I was hardcore" to prove your toughness. Then die.
by andrew October 02, 2005
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Jeet Preet

Immigrant customers who enter electronic stores and want to barter or get a 'jeet preet double deap deal' on their purchase.

In many circumstances, Jeet Preet's will suprisingly purchase a product. Unfortunately for commission salesman on the 14th day of a retailers return policy they will ask for a complete refund!
Trev Jeet is a Golden Preet!

or

I want a Jeet Preet Double Deep Deal!
by Andrew August 23, 2006
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ricer

a car that 1) has a park bench mounted on their trunk 2) has a whale tail mounted on the trunk 3) has less torque than my 1-10 scale electric powered RC car 4) cuts people off on the highway
hey rice boy, why did you buy that park bench, u could just go steal one at night - punks
by Andrew November 23, 2004
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chit

it's..... POOP!
The chit hit the fan
by Andrew March 01, 2003
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Tongue Worms

hairs, pubic or other that you find stuck to, or wrapped around your tongue.
I think she must be malting or something. When I finished, my mouth was full of tongue worms.
by andrew March 11, 2004
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ride bitch

to ride in the middle of the backseat of a car
Please don't make me ride bitch again, I want shotgun!
by Andrew December 03, 2003
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