a fifth

a fifth of a gallon, or 4/5 quart: approx 750 ml.

i drank a fifth of 151 lastnight, i think...

by andrew December 09, 2003

jakeification

The act of complicating and convoluting something.

This network design has a high degree of jakeification.

by Andrew June 17, 2006

jódete

In Spanish "Fuck you!"

Persona A- ¡Eres tonto!
Persona B- ¡Jódete!

by Andrew March 15, 2005

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew June 22, 2006

straight up

1. used to describe something that points upward
2. saying used by people to exaggerate something

1.that stick points straight up
2. Yo, that's straight up stupid, man!!

by Andrew May 04, 2004

codo

Spanish - Literally "Elbow"
In a few regions of Spain this refers to somebody who is very stingey with their money. In many cases, the person calling you stingey will simply stick their elbow out pointed at you.

Dependiente - "Esa camiseta le costará ciento dólares."
Cliente - "¡De ningún modo en infierno!"
Dependiente - "Ud. es codo."

by Andrew March 15, 2005

wolf cookies

fuck a girl in the ass pull out your cock and have her suck her own shit off of it

man hudsons mom gave me mad wolf cookies last night!

by Andrew February 28, 2004