The bassist theory

Almost always the bassist is the hottest guy in the band.
I love Paul Simonon.

Well duh, he's the bassist.

Oh yeah, the bassist theory.
by Me April 01, 2005
Get the The bassist theory mug.

Cookie

Something that is so good, that you should keep it away from others and don't let anyone touch it.
ie: virginity, a really cool toy, etc.
Now you see what happens when you let someone mess with your cookie.
by Me April 01, 2004
Get the Cookie mug.

sweet-o

Agreeing, or thinking something is way cool
Dude that new game is sweet-o
by Me December 06, 2002
Get the sweet-o mug.

prev

1. n. A person who would be considered a pervert

Originated from the word pervert. Pervert was shortened to perv. The word perv was mistyped hence the word prev.
Man, Kyle is such a prev!
by me November 27, 2004
Get the prev mug.

The King of Town

A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)
"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"
by me October 18, 2003
Get the The King of Town mug.

government

government
1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control
the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)
Source: Mark, Sep 10, 2003

Wow that was actually a GOOD definitiona until you had to go and mention Michel Moore.Why'd ya have to go and gay it up for?
by me April 07, 2005
Get the government mug.

guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.
1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.
by me December 23, 2004
Get the guitarist mug.